300+ Borg Names

What is a borg?

A borg — short for "blackout rage gallon" — is a one-gallon jug you mix yourself: water, your drink of choice, and a flavor splash, all shaken up and carried by the handle. It started on college campuses and took off online because every borg gets a name, scrawled across the jug in marker, and the punnier the better. That name is the whole bit. It turns a plastic jug into the running joke of the day and the thing your group chat screenshots first. This page is a giant pile of those names — 300+ of them, sorted into themes so you can grab one that fits the occasion, from a Saint Patrick's tailgate to a Halloween rager. Pick a favorite, or make one that's actually yours.

Generate your own borg name → Drop in your name and get one that's actually yours.

The big list

Five themes, one giant list. Every name below is ready to write on the jug as-is — no fill-in-the-blank, no assembly required.

Don't see yours?

None of these have your name on them yet. Type yours in and the generator spits out a fresh batch built around it — copy your favorite straight onto the jug.

Make my borg name → Instant, free, no sign-up — your name in, your borg name out.